Re: A thread for kick-ass bosses.

Bowser · by Bowser on Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:07 am

He doesn't count.

Mario · by Mario on Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:09 am

I was a boss once. And I'm pretty sure I was-a really high when I decided to cage DK and throw alligators at his son.

Bowser · by Bowser on Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:11 am

When are you not high?
Also, this is a thread for kick-ass bosses, so kindly GTFO.

Ganondorf · by Ganondorf on Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:15 am

How is it that any time we try and concoct a devious world domination scheme, we become dumb as rocks?

I cannot name a time where my IQ was above 10 during one of my plans.

Bowser · by Bowser on Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:18 am

If we all join forces we could get at least 30 points, right?

Link · by Link on Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:27 am

Awesome. Maybe then I won't need to wear a helmet around my palace and have servants chew my food.

Bowser · by Bowser on Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:30 am

The hell are you doing here?

Ganondorf · by Ganondorf on Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:31 am

Bowser wrote:The hell are you doing here?

He was relaying a message. I had a thought about destroying a small village down the road and then got a bad case of the stupid.

Happy Mask Salesman · by Happy Mask Salesman on Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:49 pm

Well my IQ is always high, since I never plot to destroy or control the world, but... Wait, why was I even going to help any of you in the first place again? That's it, I'm giving Link the Fierce Deity's mask again. Awesome.

King Dedede · by King Dedede on Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:47 pm

I will have sex with your masks if you do.

Master Hand · by Master Hand on Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:45 am

I must post for GRAET JUSTICE.

Happy Mask Salesman · by Happy Mask Salesman on Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:08 pm

King Dedede wrote:I will have sex with your masks if you do.

Some of them are very sharp and jagged. H A P P Y

But I'm just gonna flee into the shadows now.

Mewtwo · by Mewtwo on Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:57 pm

Some punk-ass once captured me at full health. With a poke ball. Quite a blow to my self-esteem.

King Dedede · by King Dedede on Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:15 pm

Mewtwo wrote:Some punk-ass once captured me at full health. With a poke ball. Quite a blow to my self-esteem.

He pressed AB+Down

Black Shadow · by Black Shadow on Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:48 pm

I'm technically a boss, I mean. I do try to kill a main character an all.

Pity I got banished to another dimension by Stephen Hawking..I mean Deathborn, its hard to get a spot in a sequel when you are stuck in the middle of space.