A thread for kick-ass bosses.

[Bowser]

How are we gonna get those goody two-shoes?
I plan on doing what I always do. I just hopes it works this time.

[Mario]

I was a boss once. My memory is-a still a little fuzzy as to exactly WHY I kidnapped Donkey Kong.

[Wario]

I JUST WANT MONEY. MOOOOORE MONEY.

Eh. Wario does what he can.

[Ganondorf]

Long-time boss here. Most recently, I was defeated with the help of a fishing lure.

A FISHING LURE.

[Bowser]

I JUST WANT MONEY. MOOOOORE MONEY.

Eh. Wario does what he can.

Say, we could join forces. Just imagine! The entire kingdom under our rule!
I'll make you treasurer.

Hey Dorf. Can I call ya Dorf?
Just gotta say, you're my hero.
Seriously, your my inspiration.

That's not as bad eggs, though.
EGGS. HOLLOW EGGS.

[Link]

Long-time boss here. Most recently, I was defeated with the help of a fishing lure.

A FISHING LURE.

As powerful as you are, you're still too frigging cheap to get your ADHD treated.

[Wario]

I JUST WANT MONEY. MOOOOORE MONEY.

Eh. Wario does what he can.

Say, we could join forces. Just imagine! The entire kingdom under our rule!
I'll make you treasurer.

IF I GET MARIO'S CASTLE, HE TOOK WHAT WARIO RIGHTFULLY STOLE FROM HIM.

[King Dedede]

By raping them.

[Bowser]

Dedede, you're a washed up hasbeen.
You've never been the final boss, ever.

You keep getting upstaged by some shadowy character.

[King Dedede]

I'll rape you in your tight reptilian asshole, bowser.

[Happy Mask Salesman]

I technically could be considered a boss, what with the whole Moon Dungeons thing. But I'll never explain it to any of you~

[Master Hand]

I say we grabbem an' drag them into oblivion!

[Bowser]

I agree wholeheartedly.

[Happy Mask Salesman]

We could challenge them to four challenges, each one testing a specific one of their 4 main abilities. And then if they pass they have to face pure evil incarnate, or just you guys. Wait, I got it! The 4 challenges would be fights in themselves, Bowser, King Dedede, Wario, and Mario, then Master Hand as the final fight! I am such a genius! That is if Mario is in on this.

[Wolf]

I may be incredibly easy to beat, but theme music the best of all.