Got any pets?

i have a pet wiggler. hes cute, but i think hes eaten a person before when he got mad.

I'm still cleaning that up.

Does massive piranha plant infestation count?

I kept one of Andross' bio-weapons as a pet. He's a giant clam that shoot exploding pearls.

I named him George.

Just a regular horse. I'm boring. 3:

Do my billions of suicidally devoted fans count?

ROB, I guess. Bastard cheats at chess.

Sometimes newborn Goombas are sooo cute!
But it doesn't last long.

Kirby.

Even when he constantly ruins your plans to keep an infinite evil sealed?

I'm just in it for the sex.

Whatever monster happens to be under my control at the moment.

*Holds out palms, the Tingle Tuner appears and begins to spin around, Link looks at it with some interest.*

MONEY MONEY MONEY.

AND THIS ONE CAT, I SWEAR IT FOLLOWED ME AROUND WHEN I WAS INSIDE THAT GOLDEN PYRAMID. WARIO WAS NEVER ALONE LONG ENOUGH TO USE RESTROOM, WARIO WAS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.

Animals are too delicious to keep around for the long term.

Snakes. I eat them.