The "I'm new" thread.

[Mario]

Introduce yourself and give us a few facts about you.

I'm Mario Mario, resident of the Mushroom Kingdom. If you haven't heard of me, you don't exist.

[Snake]

Hi, I'm Snake and I have a smoking addiction. I also kill the people that see me. Meh.

[Captain Falcon]

Captain Falcon.

[Kirby]

I'm Kirby, I live in Dream Land. I love to sleep and eat and hug and and and...eat!

[Mr. Game & Watch]

beep! beep beep-b-boop. broop beep breebeep bebebeep boop. boop boop beep!

[Krystal]

I'm Krystal, and last time I checked, I was the patron saint of furries.

I'm not proud of it.

[Pit]

Hi!!!! I'm Pit!!!! I'm the captain of Palutena's army and I strive to restore the peace!!!! I'm really happy to be here and meet all you guys!!!!! :DDD

[Toon Link]

*Jumps up and down in joy.*

[Happy Mask Salesman]

I sell masks, what more do I need to say? And Link, I believe you know me.

[Ganondorf]

I hate you. You and your damn game and evil mask. It just so happened that I was too busy being dead to grace that hunk of code with my awesome evil visage.

Hi. I'm Ganondorf. I'm evil. I'm also kind of a prick. I like cats.

[Master Hand]

Hello.
I'm a disembodied right hand, and ruler of you all.

Nice to meetcha! =D

And before anyone asks, yes, I am typing with one hand.

[King Dedede]

I am a fat, gay, penguin who rules over Dreamland. It's called Dreamland for a reason.

[Spy]

Gentlemen.

[Crazy Hand]

hi im master hands brother

People call me random but im very stable person that

WHISPY WOODS NIPPLES

is able to function as a normal

KOOPA PISS FACE

memeber of society.

[Falco]

I hate all of you.