The supernatural thread

[Luigi]

this is the thread for all the weird shit that you can't explain

once my brother got kidnapped by ghosts and their leader had a jewel on his head and rode in a puppet bowser.

stop laughing

[Link]

Tingle once told me he was straight.

[Happy Mask Salesman]

Link once made lots of people happy.

[Mario]

I keep telling you Luigi, that was a vivid hallucination brought on by blood loss when you ate that meatball with a razor in it.

Anyways, I could swear that in Melee Daisy had a fucking third eye.

[Krystal]

I think I read a fanfiction of me once that didn't involve sex.

[Toon Link]

Well. Me. *Googley eyes.*

[Ganondorf]

I totally saw Zelda turn into a dude. I'm serious.

[ROB]

This is ROB 64. I was doing routine maintenance on the Great Fox and came in contact with a virus. I had a near-Blue Screen of Death experience, and now I've turned away from my inefficient ways to find spiritual enlightenment and/or free software upgrades from Cyber Jesus.

[Samus]

I was hunted by an evil version of myself that took over the souls of some other bounty hunters.

[Captain Falcon]

I think I almost saw something more awesome than myself once.

[Metroid]

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Luigi]

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fucking creepypasta

[Pichu]

Pikachu knows five moves.

FIVE MOVES.

That's supernatural for ya. Chu!

[Snake]

I always thought I was supernatural for saving the world.

[Sonic]

I'm a hedgehog that can talk and outrun most military hardware. What do you think?