Earthbound/Mother

Fucking Nintendo cheating us, a very popular series, of our rights to have many international and be known more by the general public! >:C But we're strong! We have a cult! We shall not be defeated!

I FELL YOUR PAIN MR MUFFIN MAN! WE MUST FIGHT THEM ON THE TANKS! WE WILL FIGHT THEM ON THE MUFFINS! BEACH BEACH BEACH! YOU NINE Q ZERO!

YOU DESTROYED THE WALL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? WHYYYY!?!?!?!?!
CURSE YOU PENGUINS!!!

Oookay!
PK FLOSS!
PK TSUNDA!
PKAAAAAAAAY STAAAAAAAAHSTOOOOOOOOOM!



Oookay!

You're just jealous because you don't have a massive cultist fanbase.

WARIO REMEMBERS. WARIO REMEMBERS HOW LITTLE MONEY YOU MADE. WARIO LAUGHS AT YOU WHO SHALL NEVER SEE A SEQUEL.

WAH. WAHAHAHAHAHA. WAHA. WAH.

Wario, I laugh at how you're stuck making video games, never making any more money, and living in a small house and driving a motorcycle.

Wario owns at least fifty houses, Ness.

In fact, I'm pretty sure he bought out Canada last week.

Then how come he's always in that small house trying to make games? Is he really that dumb?

You don't know the half of it.

WARIO CAN EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY.

LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION.

AND WARIO BUYS SPARE HOUSES JUST TO PUT HIS MONEY IN. WHAT BETTER TO DO WITH WARIO'S HOUSES THEN VISIT THEM SIMPLY TO SWIM IN HIS RICHES?

Ok, I think I get it now. But you might want to have some sort of security system cuz Captain Syrup is still out there, or so I heard.