Re: Star Fox Inc.

ROB · by ROB on Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:05 am

This is ROB 64. ROB was tricked into filling the entire cargo bay with jell-o by Pigma. ROB sort of dropped the ball on that one.

Falco · by Falco on Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:21 am

So is Andross dead at this point?

Salvatore · by Salvatore on Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:33 am

I hereby am contracting Team Star Fox to put up fliers for my business. You have 5 minutes to put up as many fliers as you can all over Windfall Island, the more fliers you put up in a manner I deem appropriate you shall be payed more rupees. You of course have a base salary, but the better your work, the more extra you make.

Are you interested?

Snake · by Snake on Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:09 am

So if they do nothing they still get the base salery?

Ganondorf · by Ganondorf on Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:13 pm

It's things like this that make me wonder how the hell the Hyrule Kingdom's economy even exists.

Fox · by Fox on Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:24 pm

Salvatore wrote:I hereby am contracting Team Star Fox to put up fliers for my business. You have 5 minutes to put up as many fliers as you can all over Windfall Island, the more fliers you put up in a manner I deem appropriate you shall be payed more rupees. You of course have a base salary, but the better your work, the more extra you make.

Are you interested?

As long as I get to fight Andross in some random plot twist, I accept.

Snake · by Snake on Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:47 pm

Ganondorf for president.

Happy Mask Salesman · by Happy Mask Salesman on Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:29 pm

I'd vote for him. In fact, if he did make everything evil, my business would get much better with all the unhappy people in need of happiness. Awesome.

Samus · by Samus on Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:49 am

I'd appreciate it if you guys didn't steal all my contracts.

Salvatore · by Salvatore on Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:03 pm

Snake wrote:So if they do nothing they still get the base salery?

A single rupee and no chance for being employed again? Yeah.

Fox wrote:
Salvatore wrote:I hereby am contracting Team Star Fox to put up fliers for my business. You have 5 minutes to put up as many fliers as you can all over Windfall Island, the more fliers you put up in a manner I deem appropriate you shall be payed more rupees. You of course have a base salary, but the better your work, the more extra you make.

Are you interested?

As long as I get to fight Andross in some random plot twist, I accept.

Is that really possible? I suppose we could get lucky with a smash trophy... Likely, not.

James McCloud · by James McCloud on Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:55 pm

Just so you know Fox, and I am not giving you any more mulligans when you decide to fight an alien emperor deep inside his own base.