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LET ME BEAR YOUR CHILDREN CAPTAIN FALCON

Post by Link on Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:10 pm

My life is cold and desolate without your spawn. :(
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Re: LET ME BEAR YOUR CHILDREN CAPTAIN FALCON

Post by Captain Falcon on Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:11 pm

Sorry. Only one child per organism. You had yours.
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Post by Meta Knight on Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:12 pm

I'll give you my mask. Behind it is the face of a true lover.
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Re: LET ME BEAR YOUR CHILDREN CAPTAIN FALCON

Post by Captain Falcon on Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:13 pm

I know. Too bad it's ugly.
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Post by Meta Knight on Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:14 pm

:(
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Re: LET ME BEAR YOUR CHILDREN CAPTAIN FALCON

Post by Snake on Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:03 pm

I wonder what kind of awesome offspring our childeren would be... it's like awesome * awesome.
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Post by Captain Falcon on Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:07 pm

No need to wonder. Just ask your dad.
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Post by Snake on Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:08 pm

I KILLED MY DAD... or did I?
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Post by Captain Falcon on Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:10 pm

Nope. I'm just your father. Your biological one.
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Post by Snake on Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:14 pm

Dad...?
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Post by Captain Falcon on Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:17 pm

You're not special. I'm everyone's biological father. Including myself.
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Post by Snake on Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:19 pm

Fuck you, I saved the world.
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Post by Captain Falcon on Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:21 pm

and I'm Captain Falcon. Thread over.
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Post by Ganondorf on Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:21 pm

He's got you there, Snake.
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Post by Snake on Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:28 pm

DAMN IT.
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Post by Wario on Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:42 pm

WARIO STILL HAS NOT GATHERED ENOUGH MONEY FOR TRIBUTE TO THE FALCON. WARIO HAS FAILED. ):
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Post by Pokémon Trainer on Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:39 pm

Falcon, Ivysaur keeps me up all night telling me how dreamy you are. Could you do something to him to let me get some sleep? I'll give you Squirtle as payment.

;_;

I LOVE YOU CAPTAIN FALCON ;D ;D ;D
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Re: LET ME BEAR YOUR CHILDREN CAPTAIN FALCON

Post by Dr. Mario on Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:13 pm

I can give Ivysaur some sleeping pills, and you can still give Squirtle away, how about that? XD
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Post by Tabuu on Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:16 pm

I say I can see why you got your doctorate suspended and kicked out of Smash Bros.
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Re: LET ME BEAR YOUR CHILDREN CAPTAIN FALCON

Post by Pichu on Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:20 pm

chu. PICHU!

Pi...chu

Pichu?
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Post by Mr. Game & Watch on Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:05 pm

...beep breep boop boop breeboop. bleep.
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Re: LET ME BEAR YOUR CHILDREN CAPTAIN FALCON

Post by Pichu on Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:07 am

Chu. pichu pichu chu.

Pichu pichu pi.
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Re: LET ME BEAR YOUR CHILDREN CAPTAIN FALCON

Post by Black Shadow on Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:31 am

They make a valid arguement, but I think I'll have to go with making Pichu into a pair of electrically insulated oven gloves to send to Falcon.

No hard feelings right?
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Re: LET ME BEAR YOUR CHILDREN CAPTAIN FALCON

Post by Pichu on Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:49 am

Unfortunately, that won't work. I'm not electrically insulated. Why do you think it hurts ME when I use electricity?
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Re: LET ME BEAR YOUR CHILDREN CAPTAIN FALCON

Post by Captain Falcon on Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:44 pm

I don't need you at the moment. The gloves I already have are made from the skin of slain unicorns (comfortable AND insulating), and my Blue Falcon runs on the souls of sad kittens, a very potent energy source.


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