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A thread for kick-ass bosses.

Post by Bowser on Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:49 pm

How are we gonna get those goody two-shoes?
I plan on doing what I always do. I just hopes it works this time.
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Re: A thread for kick-ass bosses.

Post by Mario on Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:50 pm

I was a boss once. My memory is-a still a little fuzzy as to exactly WHY I kidnapped Donkey Kong.
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Re: A thread for kick-ass bosses.

Post by Wario on Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:51 pm

I JUST WANT MONEY. MOOOOORE MONEY.

Eh. Wario does what he can.
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Post by Ganondorf on Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:53 pm

Long-time boss here. Most recently, I was defeated with the help of a fishing lure.

A FISHING LURE.
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Re: A thread for kick-ass bosses.

Post by Bowser on Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:55 pm

Wario wrote:I JUST WANT MONEY. MOOOOORE MONEY.

Eh. Wario does what he can.
Say, we could join forces. Just imagine! The entire kingdom under our rule!
I'll make you treasurer.

Hey Dorf. Can I call ya Dorf?
Just gotta say, you're my hero.
Seriously, your my inspiration.

That's not as bad eggs, though.
EGGS. HOLLOW EGGS.
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Post by Link on Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:57 pm

Ganondorf wrote:Long-time boss here. Most recently, I was defeated with the help of a fishing lure.

A FISHING LURE.

As powerful as you are, you're still too frigging cheap to get your ADHD treated.
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Re: A thread for kick-ass bosses.

Post by Wario on Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:00 pm

Bowser wrote:
Wario wrote:I JUST WANT MONEY. MOOOOORE MONEY.

Eh. Wario does what he can.
Say, we could join forces. Just imagine! The entire kingdom under our rule!
I'll make you treasurer.
IF I GET MARIO'S CASTLE, HE TOOK WHAT WARIO RIGHTFULLY STOLE FROM HIM.
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Re: A thread for kick-ass bosses.

Post by King Dedede on Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:17 pm

By raping them.
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Re: A thread for kick-ass bosses.

Post by Bowser on Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:19 pm

Dedede, you're a washed up hasbeen.
You've never been the final boss, ever.

You keep getting upstaged by some shadowy character.
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Re: A thread for kick-ass bosses.

Post by King Dedede on Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:20 pm

I'll rape you in your tight reptilian asshole, bowser.
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Re: A thread for kick-ass bosses.

Post by Happy Mask Salesman on Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:00 pm

I technically could be considered a boss, what with the whole Moon Dungeons thing. Awesome. But I'll never explain it to any of you~ Innocent
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Re: A thread for kick-ass bosses.

Post by Master Hand on Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:01 pm

I say we grabbem an' drag them into oblivion!
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Re: A thread for kick-ass bosses.

Post by Bowser on Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:03 pm

I agree wholeheartedly.
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Post by Happy Mask Salesman on Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:05 pm

We could challenge them to four challenges, each one testing a specific one of their 4 main abilities. Innocent And then if they pass they have to face pure evil incarnate, or just you guys. Wait, I got it! The 4 challenges would be fights in themselves, Bowser, King Dedede, Wario, and Mario, then Master Hand as the final fight! I am such a genius! That is if Mario is in on this. Awesome.
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Re: A thread for kick-ass bosses.

Post by Wolf on Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:06 pm

I may be incredibly easy to beat, but theme music the best of all.
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Re: A thread for kick-ass bosses.

Post by Bowser on Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:07 pm

He doesn't count.
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Post by Mario on Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:09 pm

I was a boss once. And I'm pretty sure I was-a really high when I decided to cage DK and throw alligators at his son.
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Re: A thread for kick-ass bosses.

Post by Bowser on Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:11 pm

When are you not high?
Also, this is a thread for kick-ass bosses, so kindly GTFO.
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Re: A thread for kick-ass bosses.

Post by Ganondorf on Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:15 pm

How is it that any time we try and concoct a devious world domination scheme, we become dumb as rocks?

I cannot name a time where my IQ was above 10 during one of my plans.
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Re: A thread for kick-ass bosses.

Post by Bowser on Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:18 pm

If we all join forces we could get at least 30 points, right?
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Re: A thread for kick-ass bosses.

Post by Link on Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:27 pm

Awesome. Maybe then I won't need to wear a helmet around my palace and have servants chew my food.
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Re: A thread for kick-ass bosses.

Post by Bowser on Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:30 pm

The hell are you doing here?
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Re: A thread for kick-ass bosses.

Post by Ganondorf on Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:31 pm

Bowser wrote:The hell are you doing here?

He was relaying a message. I had a thought about destroying a small village down the road and then got a bad case of the stupid.
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Re: A thread for kick-ass bosses.

Post by Happy Mask Salesman on Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:49 pm

Well my IQ is always high, since I never plot to destroy or control the world, but... Wait, why was I even going to help any of you in the first place again? That's it, I'm giving Link the Fierce Deity's mask again. Awesome.
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Re: A thread for kick-ass bosses.

Post by King Dedede on Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:47 pm

I will have sex with your masks if you do.
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