LET ME BEAR YOUR CHILDREN CAPTAIN FALCON

WARIO STILL HAS NOT GATHERED ENOUGH MONEY FOR TRIBUTE TO THE FALCON. WARIO HAS FAILED. ):

Falcon, Ivysaur keeps me up all night telling me how dreamy you are. Could you do something to him to let me get some sleep? I'll give you Squirtle as payment.

;_;

I LOVE YOU CAPTAIN FALCON ;D ;D ;D

I can give Ivysaur some sleeping pills, and you can still give Squirtle away, how about that?

I say I can see why you got your doctorate suspended and kicked out of Smash Bros.

chu. PICHU!

Pi...chu

Pichu?

...beep breep boop boop breeboop. bleep.

Chu. pichu pichu chu.

Pichu pichu pi.

They make a valid arguement, but I think I'll have to go with making Pichu into a pair of electrically insulated oven gloves to send to Falcon.

No hard feelings right?

Unfortunately, that won't work. I'm not electrically insulated. Why do you think it hurts ME when I use electricity?

I don't need you at the moment. The gloves I already have are made from the skin of slain unicorns (comfortable AND insulating), and my Blue Falcon runs on the souls of sad kittens, a very potent energy source.

Why is your name "Falcon"?

Why wouldn't it be?

I dunno, you tell me.

No, you tell me.

You should quit while you're behind, Snake.