LET ME BEAR YOUR CHILDREN CAPTAIN FALCON

Link · by Link on Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:10 am

My life is cold and desolate without your spawn. :(

Captain Falcon · by Captain Falcon on Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:11 am

Sorry. Only one child per organism. You had yours.

Meta Knight · by Meta Knight on Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:12 pm

I'll give you my mask. Behind it is the face of a true lover.

Captain Falcon · by Captain Falcon on Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:13 pm

I know. Too bad it's ugly.

Meta Knight · by Meta Knight on Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:14 pm

Snake · by Snake on Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:03 am

I wonder what kind of awesome offspring our childeren would be... it's like awesome * awesome.

Captain Falcon · by Captain Falcon on Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:07 am

No need to wonder. Just ask your dad.

Snake · by Snake on Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:08 am

I KILLED MY DAD... or did I?

Captain Falcon · by Captain Falcon on Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:10 am

Nope. I'm just your father. Your biological one.

Snake · by Snake on Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:14 am

Dad...?

Captain Falcon · by Captain Falcon on Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:17 am

You're not special. I'm everyone's biological father. Including myself.

Snake · by Snake on Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:19 am

Fuck you, I saved the world.

Captain Falcon · by Captain Falcon on Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:21 am

and I'm Captain Falcon. Thread over.

Ganondorf · by Ganondorf on Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:21 am

He's got you there, Snake.

Snake · by Snake on Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:28 am

DAMN IT.

Re: LET ME BEAR YOUR CHILDREN CAPTAIN FALCON