So what's all this about?

Check out the ramp on this baby.

Hoho, Falcon, you seem to man who would love to keep his car in top shape, yeeeees? Well I've got a lovely mask here that when worn, transforms the wearer into a horrible zombie that repairs your vehicle constantly. Interested?

Are you suggesting that I damage my car?

Because for a second there...

Nono, but occasionally the engine must need maintenance, correeeeect?

... I am afraid that you will be going away for a while. No need to bring your backpack, you won't need it where you're going.

Heeheehee. *steps back into the darkness and vanishes like the total creepy bastard he is* I wasn't questioning the manliness of you car, but merely looking out for it.

You have exactly three years, two days, and eleven minutes till total destruction. Spend them well.

Correction we all have only three days left. Whoops, no that was averted by Link.

You're lucky I only used .01% my true power when I punched you in the face and destroyed a quarter of the galaxy.

I thought it was your helmet comming off and revealing your face that destoyed everyone?


Why'd you have to bring Dick..I mean Rick along with you anyway?

I brought him along to tell him he was the new me, then reveal that he wasn't and shatter all his dreams which would lead to a deep depression and eventual suicide.

Captain Falcon wrote:I brought him along to tell him he was the new me, then reveal that he wasn't and shatter all his dreams which would lead to a deep depression and eventual suicide.

I love you.

And they say I'm evil.

I like your style

I am beyond such petty concepts as good, evil, religion, morals, and pants.