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Post by Happy Mask Salesman on Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:30 pm

So I've decided to branch out into life insurance! XD Awesome. For a simple payment of 1000 Rupees, I will put your soul into a mask at the moment of your death, then sell it to some fool who, upon wearing it, will be painfully transformed into you. H A P P Y You'll then be immortal since your a soul in a piece of wood, unless your Captain Falcon. I don't know if he can even die, but he gets the service for free if so, and the mask would be made from pure awesome. Swoon

Warning: When you die, if you haven't payed, I will do this to you anyway, only you will be like the masks Link used, where the wearer controls the powers. You will get the good service if you pay, though. I may kill some of you who sign up just so I can sell the masks sooner. also, when you're in the masks while not being worn or the non-control masks, it's like a living hell. I will kill your family afterwards, except Captain Falcon's. I will also loot your residence(s) for everything you own, except Captain Falcon's. You can't cancel the plan. Dr. Mario is satan. ENJOY! Awesome.


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Re: HMSM Life Insurance!

Post by King Dedede on Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:55 pm

I can't read the small text with my pointy eyeballs.

But I'll take this policy!
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Re: HMSM Life Insurance!

Post by Pit on Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:59 pm

Sorry creepy mask guy, but I'm an angel. Life insurance isn't really needed!!1
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Re: HMSM Life Insurance!

Post by Happy Mask Salesman on Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:02 pm

Oh, that's okay. You'll be killed anyway, kukukuhehehe... And thanks for singing up, Dedede! These thousand rupees will not go to waste! I hope you enjoy being alive forever. Awesome.
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Re: HMSM Life Insurance!

Post by King Dedede on Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:05 pm

Wait...

What happends if someone wears my mask and Kirby eats them?
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Re: HMSM Life Insurance!

Post by Happy Mask Salesman on Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:11 pm

Well I guess your power and the wearer's powers would be combined, like in Kirby 64. But if Kirby doesn't work that way anymore...

But I've dealt with apocalypses before, 'saul good.
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Post by Dr. Mario on Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:20 pm

Then I guess you hate my efforts to keep people alive with my medication then. :/ Ah, screw it, sign me up.
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Re: HMSM Life Insurance!

Post by Snake on Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:34 pm

Why should I trust you mr. Salesman? Ugh.
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Re: HMSM Life Insurance!

Post by Happy Mask Salesman on Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:36 pm

You should trust me because otherwise you'll die and go to hell for all that killing. XD Also because immortality gives you more chances to bang Samus. H A P P Y
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Post by Snake on Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:39 pm

More of a chance to bang Samus huh... I'm in.
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Re: HMSM Life Insurance!

Post by Happy Mask Salesman on Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:40 pm

Sweet. I'm now 3000 rupees richer! XD Anyone else want to join on this wonderful deal? Innocent
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Re: HMSM Life Insurance!

Post by Pichu on Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:47 pm

I keep hurting myself. I think I need this.
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Re: HMSM Life Insurance!

Post by Happy Mask Salesman on Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:47 pm

WOOT! H A P P Y
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Re: HMSM Life Insurance!

Post by Wario on Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:31 pm

WARIO SEES YOUR PLANS, WARIO KNOWS WHAT YOU HAVE PLANNED. WARIO STAY AWAY FROM CREEPY MASK MAN. FAR FAR AWAY. *Quickly shuffle runs out.*
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Re: HMSM Life Insurance!

Post by Meta Knight on Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:32 pm

Wario wrote:WARIO SEES YOUR PLANS, WARIO KNOWS WHAT YOU HAVE PLANNED. WARIO STAY AWAY FROM CREEPY MASK MAN. FAR FAR AWAY. *Quickly shuffle runs out.*

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Re: HMSM Life Insurance!

Post by Happy Mask Salesman on Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:20 pm

Wario wrote:WARIO SEES YOUR PLANS, WARIO KNOWS WHAT YOU HAVE PLANNED. WARIO STAY AWAY FROM CREEPY MASK MAN. FAR FAR AWAY. *Quickly shuffle runs out.*
But Wario, immortality will give you all of time to get rich and live an awesome life!

Meta Knight wrote::(
You want insurance?
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