The supernatural thread

[Luigi]

this is the thread for all the weird shit that you can't explain

once my brother got kidnapped by ghosts and their leader had a jewel on his head and rode in a puppet bowser.

stop laughing

[Link]

Tingle once told me he was straight.

[Happy Mask Salesman]

Link once made lots of people happy.

[Mario]

I keep telling you Luigi, that was a vivid hallucination brought on by blood loss when you ate that meatball with a razor in it.

Anyways, I could swear that in Melee Daisy had a fucking third eye.

[Krystal]

I think I read a fanfiction of me once that didn't involve sex.

[Toon Link]

Well. Me. *Googley eyes.*

[Ganondorf]

I totally saw Zelda turn into a dude. I'm serious.

[ROB]

This is ROB 64. I was doing routine maintenance on the Great Fox and came in contact with a virus. I had a near-Blue Screen of Death experience, and now I've turned away from my inefficient ways to find spiritual enlightenment and/or free software upgrades from Cyber Jesus.

[Samus]

I was hunted by an evil version of myself that took over the souls of some other bounty hunters.

[Captain Falcon]

I think I almost saw something more awesome than myself once.

[Metroid]

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Luigi]

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fucking creepypasta

[Pichu]

Pikachu knows five moves.

FIVE MOVES.

That's supernatural for ya. Chu!

[Snake]

I always thought I was supernatural for saving the world.

[Sonic]

I'm a hedgehog that can talk and outrun most military hardware. What do you think?

[Salvatore]

I scare children in what is falsely mistaken as a game shop for children. Does that count?

[Snake]

I'm a hedgehog that can talk and outrun most military hardware. What do you think?

Eggman was able to outrun you at the olympic games. What's up with THAT?

[Happy Mask Salesman]

I think I almost saw something more awesome than myself once.

Falcon, that was you looking the in the Awesome Mirror while wearing the Awesome Mask and a mask of yourself at the same time.

[King Dedede]

I think I almost saw something more awesome than myself once.

Falcon, that was you looking the in the Awesome Mirror while wearing the Awesome Mask and a mask of yourself at the same time.

So he was looking in the Falcon mirror while wearing two masks of himself?

[Pichu]

Sounds logical!

[Mr. Game & Watch]

breep boop boop beebeep broop beep! b-beep boop breep-beep broop! beeep...

[Black Shadow]

I always thought I was supernatural for saving the world.

I always thought the several freaks you always end up killing are supernatural, you know like say all the PSYCHICS.

This one time I got punched in the face which caused a large chunk of the galaxy to explode, luckily my humongous chin helped me survive.

[Samurai Goroh]

I drive a pink car and have a kid yet no wife.

[Captain Falcon]

That's because she divorced you around the time you kept challenging her to races to the kitchen while having your minions drop boulders on her.

[Mewtwo]

Mew and I once got into a fight and turned Ash into stone.

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