My big fat Metroid thread.

[Samus]

Do you know what it's like being a bounty hunter, and once the imprinted mother to a psychotic soul-sucking jellyfish from hell?

It's not fun. At all.

[Fox]

You know what happened to Miyu and Fay? Metroids.

[Crazy Hand]

haHA I weR those tHINgs as fINger puppets. xDDDDDDD

[Tabuu]

What do you wear as a thumbnail?

[Crazy Hand]

paraSITE queenss :p

[Tabuu]

Ask a stupid question...

[Happy Mask Salesman]

Ah, Metroids, that brings back memories. I sold some to a couple guys who honestly believed they were masks. I buried the bodies in that graveyard behind Kakariko village and kept one of the Metroids as pets, his name is Larry. The other one is still out in Hyrule somewhere, probably killed more people.

[Black Shadow]

I've lost count of the amount of times I've given those to kids on Halloween.

[Meta Knight]

I think kids are freezing Metroids and then eating the jelly to go an acid trip.

Kids will do anything to get high nowadays.

[Black Shadow]

That would explain why the little turds broke in through my window the next day and stole all the metroids from my secret breeding facility.

I've really got to think about getting double glaizing, or a lock or something on that room.

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